“Don’t bother visiting me in prison,” Hank tells him, “because you’ve already fucked me in the ass.” On the classic HBO comedy “The Larry Sanders Show,” Larry’s TV sidekick Hank is arrested for illegally importing Cuban cigars after being ratted out by Larry. The “don’t drop the soap in the shower” meme is as old as locker room showers, as is a reference to being the “bride” or “bitch” if a man is sent to prison. “As long as it’s consensual, no shaming!”Īnd while what Bellinger said was humorous, it is revealing about how so many men fixate on same-sex sex, especially the dread of being taken against their will. “You realized you just described a top-bottom relationship perfectly, right?” Outsports’ Ken Schultz said in an Outsports chat we had discussing the quote. I laughed when I heard it but was also a bit puzzled by the direction Bellinger’s mind went when answering a standard baseball question - he start talking about being penetrated by another man.
He shoved it up our butts twice,” Bellinger said about the Giants pitcher who was dominant in both playoff starts against the Dodgers. I was watching the postgame celebration after the Los Angeles Dodgers beat the San Fransciso Giants in the deciding game of their baseball playoffs last week when Dodgers hero Cody Bellinger unleashed his inner Sean Cody.